In legal news, Carmen Electra is suing the NWWL for breach of contract, negligence and unfair business practices, claiming that she was never paid her agreed-upon price for a handful of live event appearances.
For those of you who have lives, NWWL stands for the Naked Womens' Wrestling League.
Personally, I'm shocked and dismayed. If you can't trust the people that trade in naked women wrestling, who can you trust?
In other ridiculous news involving bimbos, Kristy Swanson was recently invited to tour the CIA facilities and have a sit-down with the organization. The visit hopes to smooth over relations between Hollywood and the government agency, as the CIA doesn't appreciate the negative way they are portrayed in movies and television. WHAT????
If I'd known Kristy Swanson had connections to the CIA, I wouldn't have been such a snot to her on the set of "Early Edition." You remember that show, right? No? It filmed in Chicago. OK, how about "Forbidden Secrets?" It aired on USA. Jeez! OK, what about her star-making turn as "Christie Boner" from the hit film "Dude, Where's my Car?" Uh-oh. Well, of course you heard about when Swanson's current boyfriend Lloyd Eisler's wife kicked her ass in Canada? I suppose forging relations with a C-list celebrity with an assault charge is cool with our government, as long as she was booked in a different country.
Wise choice, CIA. If you think Kristy Swanson has any influence in Hollywood, I'm even more concerned about your ability to obtain and analyze information about foreign governments and corporations, and then ADVISE public policymakers based on that information; or whatever it is you actually do.
This entry was created at my own risk. I'm now on a list somewhere.
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Sarah, If you could ONLY read as well as you write! Kristy Swanson did an US Weekly magazine article last week where it clearly stated that she was invited to go to CIA Headquarters and that she might take them up on the invite. It was never stated that she actually went there. Get your facts straight before you go trashing people, spreading rumors and hurting others!
Thank you to the concerned anonymous Kristy Swanson supporter that left a comment. I have amended this entry to say she was invited, not that she actually attended. I apologize to the Kristy Swanson fans that I may have devastated with my innacurate portrayal of the circumstances. Admittedly I'd already thrown out the article and was going on memory.
I think the point of my entry remains the same; there are plenty of other representatives in Hollywood that appear to be more qualified and law-abiding.
Hey, Anonymous: I'm looking to hire a fact checker for this blog that isn't affiliated with any actual publication. Interested?
Not at ALL on the job offer.....as I am Kristy Swanson. Thanks I guess for your rude comments about me. I forgive you. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. xoxoxo Kristy ; )
Umm, I have to agree with Anon. Kristy Swanson is a huge player in today's foreign and domestic politics and she deserves a respect normally reserved for dignitaries and espionagey-people. But don't be so quick to attack, Anon. Agent Swanson has been keeping everyone in her circle on a strict "need-to-know" basis and this recent US Weekly leak (which, I'm sure you will agree could be deadly to our country and our foreign relations) is the first non-spy people have heard of the situation.
Sarah...don't ask too many questions. You've been warned. And don't go see "Fred Claus," as it is actually a secret CIA operation aimed to weed out Communists.
First of all, how am I not "First!!" on this blog post? I do nothing but sit at my computer, refreshing my web browser, and waiting for another, yet all too infrequent post, from this blog's author. I have failed and must do better.
Secondly, I must say that without links to source material (and photographs) of Carmen Electra how are we supposed to believe that this is true? I'll forgive this oversight for now, Dare, but in future webbloggojournalistas tend to back up there "facts" with photos of nakedness or at least a nipple-slip. Your discerning and educated audience demands "hard facts."
Thirdly, Kristy Swanson. Ahh, the memories. You're too young to remember her in such classics as Knots Landing and Cagney and Lacey; small roles, sure, but to those of us who are aficionados -- well, icing on the Kristy cake. Following small roles in a couple John Hughes films, Miss Swanson reached the pinnacle of her career with Mannequin: On the Move, also known as the Godfather II of the Mannequin films.
But let's be really here, Dare. It's apparent that someone is a little jealous of Miss Swanson -- whether it be her Skating with Celebrities or her obvious qualifications to represent your kind (actors) to the CIA.
Event SMG is scared to step into Kristy's shoes. And who wouldn't be?
Hehe... you should Wikipedia Kristy. It's great. Posing nude for Playboy. Starring in reality TV. Getting arrested in Canada. All good reasons to get invited to the CIA. Um, my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl that anonymous is crazy. I guess it's pretty serious.
Haha! Kristy Swanson totally Googles herself! Stars, they're just like us!
Ok, "Kristy," but we all know you're a fraud...
No one actually reads US Weekly, they just look at the pictures. And you look great. You're perfect for the big hot new role in my next film!
Enjoy your turkey,
XOXOXO Steven Speilberg ;)
So, uh, Anonymous, you, uh, gonna write a little correction? You, uh, gonna set some factual anomalies straight? Maybe, uh, clarify a piece of information you gleaned from Us Magazine? Gonna, uh, defend the honor of Kristy Swanson? Re-establish some of her dignity? Hmm? Maybe, uh, restore some sheen to the luster of her celebrity? Hmm? Gonna bring her back to the pinnacle of virtuous celebrity? Yeah? Hmm?
Also, Scott McMillin, how DARE you not mention Kristy Swanson in "Deadly Friend"?
Victory shall be mine!
Hey! Rich Prouty! Don't get mixed up in all this nonsense by declaring yourself Anonymous! You'll get haters, and you're one of the good guys!
(the Stewie Griffin impersonation totally gave it away. I'm a sucker for that baby, and you know it!)
Aw, crud. I guess it was obvious in retrospect. You got me! Guilty as charged. Love the Family Guy.
Also, I mean, come on. Of all celebrities to jump to the defense of...really? But, Kristy, you're still pretty hot....so...forgiven?
I do not google myself. It is an automatic alert that comes everyday to my computer and everytime something is posted about me anywhere. Today I saw this god aweful blog and felt I needed to say something as it was all not correct. I am over it now, but needed to speak my peace. Goodbye and have some happy holidays! xoxo K
Sarah Dare, you've just been Swansoned.
Was Kristy Swanson on 3rd Rock from the Sun???
E-rock
3rd Rock... oh! You're thinking about Simbi Khali... Or Kristen Johnston. Remember when she went out a window on Sex and the City? That messed me up good.
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