I'd like to share with you the dumbest thought I've ever had.
This happened years ago, and even after all this time I haven't trumped myself with a dumber thought... that I know of. Feel free to inform me if I've ever said something bonehead-ier than this:
A man rode by me on a recumbent bicycle, and I thought "Oh what a cool bike. He must be paralyzed from the waist up."
The fact that I soon after realized how impossible that is comforts me slightly.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
It Boils Down To This
There are two types of people: those who return the shopping cart to the cart corral, and those who don't.
I know everyone thinks they are complex and unique. I'm not saying we're not. We're very special, each of us a precious jewel in a pile of crap. I am saying the choice that is made in this scenario determines if you contribute to society, or if you expect other people to pick up your slack. Whether you're industrious or lazy. Humble or narcissistic. Which one are you? You don't have to tell me. Just start returning the cart to the corral, precious jewel.
I know everyone thinks they are complex and unique. I'm not saying we're not. We're very special, each of us a precious jewel in a pile of crap. I am saying the choice that is made in this scenario determines if you contribute to society, or if you expect other people to pick up your slack. Whether you're industrious or lazy. Humble or narcissistic. Which one are you? You don't have to tell me. Just start returning the cart to the corral, precious jewel.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Sarah's Back... Back Again...
After a significant hiatus, I'm back to blogging full time. I'm sure The Huffington Post is all over this.
I had to take a break for awhile. I started to feel as though I needed to censor the majority of my evil little thoughts for a myriad of reasons.
During my time as an on-air personality for a TV station, I wanted to tread lightly, so's not to create any negative publicity. E! News was holding their breath, just waiting for me to slip up.
I then did a stint of subbing for Pre-K through 12th grade and believe me, I had A LOT to say about those kids (demons). But you know, that wouldn't be "nice" and again, I was trying to be respectful, and continue to get paid for babysitting those... gulp... sweet little angels (read: opposite).
Finally, I felt accountable to my husband, Grant. As an entertainer, he has a relatively high profile. I mean, he has 2182 Facebook friends! The man has arrived. So, between his political aspirations (I know), his impressionable young fans, and creepy middle aged women that want to know more about me (Yes, YOU)... I needed a timeout to figure out how to continue writing here.
It's decided. I'm not changing a GD thing. And it feels really good. See you suckas tomorrow!
I had to take a break for awhile. I started to feel as though I needed to censor the majority of my evil little thoughts for a myriad of reasons.
During my time as an on-air personality for a TV station, I wanted to tread lightly, so's not to create any negative publicity. E! News was holding their breath, just waiting for me to slip up.
I then did a stint of subbing for Pre-K through 12th grade and believe me, I had A LOT to say about those kids (demons). But you know, that wouldn't be "nice" and again, I was trying to be respectful, and continue to get paid for babysitting those... gulp... sweet little angels (read: opposite).
Finally, I felt accountable to my husband, Grant. As an entertainer, he has a relatively high profile. I mean, he has 2182 Facebook friends! The man has arrived. So, between his political aspirations (I know), his impressionable young fans, and creepy middle aged women that want to know more about me (Yes, YOU)... I needed a timeout to figure out how to continue writing here.
It's decided. I'm not changing a GD thing. And it feels really good. See you suckas tomorrow!
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