To my Do-Gooder Friends,
Go to KeepOceansClean.org to save... The Little Mermaid?
The Environmental Defense Fund is dedicated to protecting the environmental rights of all people, including future generations. Either they think eventually we'll mate with fish, or they are desperate to reach us by appealing to our childhood heroines.
Ariel!! No! Don't eat that plastic bag! If only we'd donated ten bucks to that foundation!
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1 comment:
How can you guarantee that my donation will go towards protecting human-crazy mermaids with tight swimmer's bodies and not a flock of loud-mouthed, senile "Scuttles" who don't know a fork from a dinglehopper?
--"under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better-down where it's wetter, take it from me."
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