I had the best conversation the other night. I was at a bar (I know, surprise surprise... shut up) with my childhood friend, when we ran into her sister. Her VERY drunk sister. When my friend introduced us, the following was said:
Sister: WHO are you?
Me: Sarah.
Sister: Oh, yeah! I don't like you.
Me: Oh yeah? Awesome.
My friend: No, no. You like Sarah. You don't like (other childhood friend who shall not be named... though it's tempting because she turned out to be an asshole).
Sister: Nope. Don't like you. (hiccup) Never did.
Me: Well, it's nice to meet you for the first time ever.
That's pretty amazing. Now, I gave her alot of leeway in this scenario, because she was so wasted. Any protests on my part would've made her insist harder, and maybe turn violent... I dunno, she had alot of tattoos. I don't mess with chicks with alot of tattoos. Also, I kind of like the thought of people having the courage - albeit liquid courage - to say what they're actually thinking. I also like thinking I'm memorable and powerful enough to be remembered unfavorably for 20 years.
On another note, I discovered the best thing ever: I found a light in a bathroom in a house in Wellesley, MA, under which I look STUNNING. Seriously, this is my spot. I couldn't stop staring at myself in the mirror. I actually kept leaving the party I was at to go into the bathroom to look at myself. So, let's all pick a day when we travel to this bathroom in MA and look at me under the light. You will not be disappointed.
Wow, no wonder that girl hates me.
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How could anyone not like you........! (hiccup) yoourrre like the totallybestchickcoolfriendgirlllllllllll i've ever known inforever in my life. didjjaknowthat? Diddjaknowthat? (hiccup) We should getssss some waffles or burrittoss right now. who's alll for burritowaffles? Weshould go...let's go. LesssGoooo!! um..bye.. i'm go home.
Wow, posted on September 11th. Titled "The Truth". 9/11 Truth indeed.
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